Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Sun

So right now everyone seems to be wondering the same thing: why is the sun so fucking awesome?

Luckily, the Hamburglar has more than a couple good reasons.

1. without the sun, you cant play in the sun, and if you cant play in the sun then that ultimately sucks cock(im sure some of you readers(you know who you are you hoe bags) really love sucking cock, and that's a fantastic personal choice you made but I guess it's just different strokes for different folks)...i put a parenthese within a parenthese. so sweet.
2. it lets movies like the cookout get filmed in the daylight. without the sun, there's no cookout, if there's no cookout, there's only one other feature film(fast and the furious, which is amazing) with Ja Rule.
3. it lets movies like fast and the furious get filmed in the daylight. without the sun, there is no fast and the furious, if there's no fast and the furious, there's only one other feature film(the cookout, which is amazing) with Ja Rule.
--although in Fast and the Furious you only see Ja, I think he'd like it if I called him Ja, at night. Which is really ironic cause I would have guessed you could only see him during the day.--
4. if there's no sun then my mom or dad always would have to go stand outside with my dog whenever it would want to go out at night cause its scarred to be outside by itself in the dark. its a hassle to say the least.
5. without the sun, you can only go to arby's at night. there's nothing wrong with arby's at night, it'a just so amazing in the afternoon.
6. suns out. make out. callidge

xoxo gossip girl

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